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A Quantum Mechanical Christmas Single

by _patrickconnor

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A Quantum Mechanical Christmas 03:49
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Last Christmas I gave you a chart of the wave function that described us both as a system But the very next day you left me This year, to save me from tears, I've been clinging on to the relative state formulation So somewhere in the multiverse we'll still be together But the wave function seemed to collapse around me When I measured your response to my gift, your uncertainty. Should've adapted the idea from Schrödinger's thought A cat in a box with a bow on the top Oh I can feel you close. About the Planck length away. Compactified dimensions won't get in our way. We're entangled now, weak-coupling, I don't mind To be honest, our coupling was always rudimentary anyway Just one simple thing I want for Christmas Quantum relationship immortality, to have you back for good
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A Hipster Christmas 2 - Lost In Hackney Wick (EXPLICIT) 02:32
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Wrote a Christmas song, I wrote a song Wrote it for hipsters, I wrote it for hipsters You can buy it on 7-inch, but only in E9 And only with Bitcoin, only with Bitcoin Christmas in Hackney, cold and it's dull Ethically sourced drinks on canals and Victoria Park is closing by six What the actual fucking fuck is a fucking Winterville!? Ironical steampunk top hat and tails Probably leave the penny farthing behind, mate You're not actually in A Christmas Carol Though you do put the dick in Dickensian Wrote a Christmas song 'bout writing a Christmas song Effortless, meta, contextual, smug You can buy it on Bandcamp but only in FLAC format And only with PayPal and only through Darknets

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released December 22, 2014

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