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by _patrickconnor

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TOWIE 04:07
2.
TFL 03:53
Oh the girl on the platform smiled, Then she laughed out loud at me, I didn't mind the gap Been drinking felt my footing slide I was face down on the platform What a waste of time: They had to shut the line for that train. Oh I'd never been the cause of a massive delay before You cope with it by doing your nails That will clear out your carriage quick Passively aggressive people sigh Oh oh oh, why oh why? Oh oh oh Oh the girl on the platform smiled, The she laughed out loud at me, too out of breath to care Been sprinting for another mile 'Cause the tube strikes struck again, the Central line is closed It's raining cats and dogs outside Which strikes me as amusing 'cause it smells of wet dog in here The temperature is 45, even though it is winter It is overcrowded, man, is this my life? Woe, woe, woe. Is this life? No no no. Oh the girl on the platform smiled, Then she laughed out loud at you, you'd tried to sing to her. The height of your romantic ad lib Was to incorrectly guess that she was a natural blonde There's nothing less attractive you know than a tiny guitar on a man And an ego with the lyrical improv skills of an 8 year old It's not twee, it's not cute, it's not funny It's not going to get you laid No no no. Not today. Woah woah woah
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FWB 03:06
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SSSSS 03:56
Your face, to me, is like a graphics tech demo; it is changing my perception of reality. You see, time slows down when you're around to SIGGRAPH interactive FPS of 3. And me, I've had enough uncanny valley, had enough approximation for eternity. R3 is not sufficient to describe the way you draw me in I need at least 4D non-Euclidean geometry Du / Dt defines our lives: they've flowed together momentum drawing us closer together than outside pressures should allow us to be. Just think of all of the conditions that matched up to bring us here just you and me. Trajectories, traversing all Minkowski space-time, moving through the stars hand-in-hand: A dream, all at c It's taken 20 years of study to be able to define how I now feel Your face, to me, is like the best SSSSS I've ever seen I can't believe this is reality for me. As sure as the identity don't change or x = x, while(1) { I love you; }
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WLTM 03:54
All you want is an equal How hard can that be to find? You're running out of time The TV tells you so. And you try to be happy, You try so hard it hurts to smile, When you laugh you die a little inside. You want someone who can understand. 'Cause you're going to meet someone Serendipitously now It's supposed to happen eleventh hour Like it does in all the best Rom Coms. And they'll be so right for you Someone with everything you'd ever want (You've got a list of things you've got to check off) You won't settle for second best. You can't just sit around And wait for happiness to come to you.

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released September 28, 2012

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variously described as "colour-coordinated", "sometimes funny", "quite wordy", "just talking music" and "...definitely not pop"

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